I'm sort of collecting these. Boys, if you have any to add, please leave a comment ;)
- watching you smile is like the best thing in the world. especially if we made you smile.
- you girls understand non-verbal stuff but we really don't. so please don't drop hints because we won't get them.
- don't obsess about your body. we don't notice if you're a size three or a size seven.
- girls… your dad scares me.
- food is so important. beauty fades but good cooking only gets better. we're smart enough to know that.
- don't wear immodest clothing and then get mad when we have trouble paying attention to your face.
- we know when we're lost and we'll ask for directions. otherwise we know we can handle it. please don't bug us.
- RESPECT.
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Debating meaningless topics such as, how many sides a circle has, is a game for us, don't take it too seriously.
This is one of my mom's pet peeves. She works with engineers then comes home to engineers... and a sword smith. While my brother and I could argue for an hour on how many sides are in a circle, she can't take 10 minutes of it.
PS. My brother claims 7 sides, but he never defined his coordinate system so top/bottom left/right have no meaning on a totally symmetric shape. There is the inside and the outside, and I might give up front/back, but that still requires a defined coordinate system. (turns out my brothers entire argument consists of "you are wrong" just to see how long I would defend my point)
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