I'm sort of collecting these. Boys, if you have any to add, please leave a comment ;)
- watching you smile is like the best thing in the world. especially if we made you smile.
- you girls understand non-verbal stuff but we really don't. so please don't drop hints because we won't get them.
- don't obsess about your body. we don't notice if you're a size three or a size seven.
- girls… your dad scares me.
- food is so important. beauty fades but good cooking only gets better. we're smart enough to know that.
- don't wear immodest clothing and then get mad when we have trouble paying attention to your face.
- we know when we're lost and we'll ask for directions. otherwise we know we can handle it. please don't bug us.