Jul 19, 2011

dumb dog.

our blue standard poodle is a puppy from hell.

I don't hat ehim, I just seriously dislike him. he eats sanitary pads out of the trash can and today he was chewing on paper towels. I can't figure out his morbid fascination with used paper.

I thought poodles were supposed to be smart… but he's retarded.

apparently he'll calm down after he gets fixed. he's got hormones pumping through is blood right now. we're hoping when certain organs are removed he calms down a little.

*mutters to herself* he's like a two-year-old and a nineteen-year-old boy at the same time!

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